Funny moments as a Tantra Therapist in Glasgow
Who says Tantric Massage in Glasgow is all about seriousness?
While I stay focused and professional during every session, over the years I’ve collected quite a treasure chest of hilarious and unexpected moments with clients. Here are just a few gems I thought I’d share — because even in a sacred, sensual space, laughter finds its way in!
Cat Pajamas Therapist vs. Political Official
One day, a lovely client from abroad - who had visited me once before, about two months earlier - returned to Glasgow and made another booking.
I sent him only the address as usual and texted: “See you soon!”
Since everyone usually message me when they arrive, I wasn’t expecting him quite yet.
Five minutes before our scheduled time, the doorbell rang.
Confident it was just a delivery, I casually opened the door wearing... my cat pajamas. Yes, full-on cats - including a hoodie with tiny cat ears! ๐ธ
To my surprise, there stood my client - polished and visibly amused. He looked like he was dressed for a political summit, and there I was... looking like the mascot for a feline fan club. :)
He smiled and asked warmly:
“How are you?”
I blinked.
“Wait - how did you know which door to buzz?”
Turns out, he had saved our last conversation and assumed he should just come up when he arrived.
There we were:
A man dressed like a government official, paying "a cat" in pajamas for a sensual tantric massage. :)
I reminded myself that confidence comes from within, not from silk robes , but I must admit -I felt a little silly.
Sensing my awkwardness, he chuckled and said:
“You look beautiful... and very cute.”
That broke the ice. I burst into laughter, invited him to take his shower, and went to transform myself from cat to an erotic massage therapist.
Needless to say, the session was absolutely beautiful.
And afterward, we joked that he was lucky I wore the cat pajamas that day... because I also own a bear onesie. ๐
Even now, whenever i see him again,he always teases me: "Are you ready this time?" ๐
Where’s the Shower?
I usually work in ะฐ romantic atmosphere with soft, ambient lighting that helps you relax physically, emotionally, and mentally. But when clients first arrive, the light may seem bit dim until their eyes adjust.
Some time ago, ะ changed two locations. ะ long-term client arrived - ะฐ man familiar to me, but unfamiliar with the new setup. With full confidence, he opened the wardrobe door right in front of me....thinking it was the bathroom. ะะต stood there confused, clearly wondering why the shower looked suspiciously like my winter coat collection.
ะะต had just accidentally invaded my personal space - and did it so innocently and directly - that ะ couldn't help but smile. ะะต was so cute and genuinely apologetic, clearly not used to act like this. :)
The Radiator Incident: Strong & Independent Woman Edition ๐
Scottish winters — long, cold, and the ultimate test for heaters. :)
On that day, I was using a new radiator that hadn't yet managed to install properly - the feet weren't attached, but I thought it would hold just fine.
During a particularly quiet and "mystical" massage session, my radiator (which I had professionally balanced on a prayer and a hope) decided to collapse mid-session with a thundering crash.
The poor client, deep in a trance-like state, jumped up in alarm:
“OH MY GOD, are you okay?!”
He grabbed me and held me like a hero from a romantic drama, while trying to figure out what happened.
And then...we both burst out laughing. It took us a good few minutes to stop.... totally out of the tantric mood, but deeply human and connected.
Nothing activates the masculine protector energy faster than falling radiators. :)
After that session, he told me: "- That was the most intense, sensual and hilarious massage l've ever had. You brought me back to life - and reality - at the same time."
If by any chance you're reading this.. I hope you're still laughing when you remember - just like I do!
Emergency Hair-Tie: Lace Lingerie to the Rescue
During an outcall tantric massage session I realized too late that I forgot something to tie my hair with. Improvising like a true professional- sensual therapist, I used a piece of lace lingerie.
Elegant. Discreet. Stylish.
No one noticed. - Except me.
(I’ll never look at that piece the same again. :)
“Any Tourist Tips?” – “Yes, the Cemetery.”
One lovely visitor from abroad asked me what places he should visit in Glasgow.
Without hesitation, I replied, “The Necropolis.”
He burst out laughing and said, “Didn’t expect you to recommend a graveyard... but I’m somehow not surprised.”
Despite the fact I look angelic, I enjoy places like that from time to time...
Bye-Bye... To an Empty Bathroom
After the session, I usually give clients some space and wait near the exit.
One time, a client thought I was in the bathroom, so he whispered a soft, emotional thank you & goodbye to the closed door.
When I answered from the hallway, he jumped like he’d seen a ghost.
Spiritual experiences... I provide them all!
So yes — Tantric Massage in Glasgow can be erotic, sacred, sensual, and even a little "silly" . :)
It’s these moments of humanity that make every session so real and memorable.
Because healing doesn’t have to be stiff. It can also come with laughter.
If you're looking for an unforgettable tantric & erotic massage experience — with mystery, warmth, and maybe a plot twist included — you know where to find me. ๐
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